You pull up to the drive-thru at the bank and you kid tries to order McDonalds...or someone asks your child her name and she replies "My name is No Sarah"...These are personal failures by the way....lol
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daughter-Mom do you love me? Mom- Of course, I'll always love you no matter what. daughter- So you'd love me if I was gay? Mom- Yes, I'd love you even if you were gay. daughter- You'd love me if I was bi-sexual? Mom- No, because then you'd just be a slut. You have to pick one.
I like that one as well Mom o'. That one was a parenting WIN.
Funny though how you thought go Mom and I assumed go Dad! Whichever parents (hopefully both) came up with this I'm happy for their daughter. She's got somebody looking out for her.
LMAO I love it! Reminds me of my kitchen right now. I had 3 open houses to attend last night for the kids. You can tell when I spend hours away from the house.
I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud.
These are real notes written by parents in the Memphis school district ....
Spellings have been left intact...
1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.
2. Please exkuce Lisa for being absent she was sick and I had her shot.
3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.
4. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
5. Please excuse Roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
10. Please excuse ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
11. Please excuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. She
had diahre dyrea direathe the ****s.
12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.
13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
14. Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.
16. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday. We thought it was Sunday.
17. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines.
19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
20. Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
22. Please excuse Brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.
23. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sorethroat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever a n sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
Now we know why parents are screaming for better education for our kids.
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Emm, she was a preschool teacher who for some weird reason decided to take 31 four to six year olds out for burgers.
It doesn't say she was drunk or high. I have a feeling that she's NOT a parent. Most parents know that any more than two kids stuffed in the trunk is just -asking- for trouble.
. I had 3 open houses to attend last night for the kids. You can tell when I spend hours away from the house
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