Wasn't there a poster on the old board who used to "slap" people left and right? I can channel her and give you a whack to wake you up. Would that help?
not a joke, but a sight that amused me no end... there's a daycare near my office (angry caregiver is gone, hurray!), and about 20 2-3 year olds wre out for a walk on this fine day. They were in two lines, a caregiver at either end of the rows, wearing wee little safety-yellow vests and leashed together like a toddler chain gang...