Dear Prudence, During a game of Scrabble with my 14-year-old niece, my father-in-law played the word coitus. After the game I told him that I thought it was an inappropriate word to use with an adolescent, and he responded that he thought I was being overprotective and prudish. He also pointed out that she paid no attention to the word except to use it to play an X on a triple-letter square and win (she's a killer at this game). I still think he should have used the same letters to play scout. What do you think?
—Forfeit
Dear Forfeit, I hope the word your niece played was buxom, foxy, sexy, or vixen. You were vexed that your father-in-law used what you see as an X-rated word with your niece, but the crux of the matter is she beat him, which must have made her exult. If one opponent is sixtysomething, and the other a teenager who excels at the game, I don’t think the older player is required to box himself in and purposely not maximize his word choice. Since she’s so skillful at mixing it up on the Scrabble board, I doubt she’d even want someone to nix a good play simply to save her sensibilities from being taxed. I say relax. Nothing toxic took place, and there was no reason for this coitus to be interrupted.
—Prudie
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I agree with Prudie. It's not like he played the f-word. Plus, the girl is 14; surely she knows what sex is!
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Aardie, I just have to say I was amused by the title of your thread and then very much amused to read the body of it. On ehell, 'scrabble' is code word for 'sex'.
Seriously this lady must have a nice life is this is her biggest issue. Coitus is actually a scientific and correct word for sexual intercourse. It is kinda a 3 dollar word even. So I don't have a problem without anyone using it. I am sure the 14 year old knows what sex is by now and this is just a fancier word for it. Now if he had played dickpig than she might have a point.