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Horse Junky. Dog Flunky.

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One of my husband's regular "jobs" around the house is running the vacuum. 

And he doesn't do it nearly enough.

With our menagerie, it really needs to be done on a daily basis.

During our recent little snow storm, he happened to watch an infomercial for a Shark Rocket vacuum. And decided he had to have one.

So we ordered one and it arrived a couple of days ago.

And he has been a vacuuming maniac ever since that day. 

The guy who normally just vacuums the middle of the floor is now actually cleaning under stuff and in the corners. But he did miss behind the bathroom door.



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Hahahaha

We don't vacuum in our house, we have tile floors.
I think that he would vacuum a couple of times while the machine is new and then it would be forgotten.

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Hey, if he's on a vacuuming frenzy and runs out of places in your house, can he come over to my place?

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I just with hold sex to getmy husband to clean the house


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How do you like the vacuum? We have a Kirby and I hate it. (Although I really don't vacuum myself much. Haha!)

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iluvsuomi1989 wrote:

Hey, if he's on a vacuuming frenzy and runs out of places in your house, can he come over to my place?


 My house is like the Golden Gate Bridge with regard to vacuuming.  Once he gets it done, he needs to start all over again!



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I just with hold sex to getmy husband to clean the house


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 My Mom always told me it was wrong to use sex as a weapon. While Mom was very wise about some stuff, she really missed the mark with that one.



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DieselsMom wrote:

How do you like the vacuum? We have a Kirby and I hate it. (Although I really don't vacuum myself much. Haha!)


 I like it.  It seems to pick up what it should and it is nice and lightweight.  It also has a really long cord so you don't have to unplug it all time.  And the beater bar is very easy to clean which is very important with 3 hairy dogs and 2 cats.

We have a dyson animal and I hate that thing.  It weighs a ton and it is a major production to clean the hair off the beater bar.



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We may need to get one! We have two dogs and a cat so a lot of hair too!!!

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Lady Paint wrote:
Forty-two wrote:

I just with hold sex to getmy husband to clean the house


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 My Mom always told me it was wrong to use sex as a weapon. While Mom was very wise about some stuff, she really missed the mark with that one.


Your mom was actually quite wise with that one too. Using sex as a weapon creates resentment. It MAY get you what you want, short term, but the long term effects aren't good for the relationship.



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That would be from the male point of view, of course.

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That would be from the male point of view, of course.


Actually that would be from the point of view of anyone with a high sex drive (some women have higher drives than some men). Men shouldn't withhold from their wives either.



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Ha! Ha! You're pretty funny Richard.

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What's funny... that women can have as high of a sex drive as (or even higher than in some cases) a man?

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If you don't understand, then I can't explain it.

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I understand many things... I was attempting to give you a graceful way out.


Perhaps it wasn't understood.

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Oh my. Vacuums turn to sex. Well I suppose if we were discussing things involving sucking oh my word. I can't believe I said that

I have a Kirby. And this shark thing has caught my eye

I have the shark floor steamer and love it!!

I have been thinking about one of those sniffer vacuum things for quick messes my puppies make 😉😉☺️

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Riding in the WY Wind wrote:

Oh my. Vacuums turn to sex. Well I suppose if we were discussing things involving sucking oh my word. I can't believe I said that

I have a Kirby. And this shark thing has caught my eye

I have the shark floor steamer and love it!!

I have been thinking about one of those sniffer vacuum things for quick messes my puppies make 😉😉☺️


nope, don't bother.  they work great for a few months, then they don't.  you're better off with a regular swiffer or  your vacumn. 



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Thanks JHA. I appreciate that. I tend to love gadgets but then feel frustrated when they aren't what they say they are.

👍😀

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