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Desdenova · Motherhood: Sleep is for the weak!!

Ruin a wish!

kinalikamom · Senior Member

Granted!

But now your carboholism will go unchecked and you will skinny yourself to death.

I wish DH would find an activity that would keep him occupied 10 hours a week not at home.

kapper · I am always right, unless I am wrong.

Granted!

But now he's spending those ten hours with his mistress.

I wish I could buy that beautiful blue 69 Camaro my neighbor has for sale.

Desdenova · Motherhood: Sleep is for the weak!!

Granted!

Now you have to drive him to work and to the strip club every third Friday of the month.

I wish I could play Sims every day without feeling guilty about neglecting DH.

kapper · I am always right, unless I am wrong.

Granted!

But now you have a Sims addiction you just can't kick.

I wish the weather would get nicer so I could enjoy the lake.

kinalikamom · Senior Member

Granted!

But now every yahoo within a 200 mile radius is coming to enjoy it, too. Right next to you.

I wish Oklahoma and other states with drought would get a good steady soaking rain.

Saucy Minx · Veteran Member

Granted!

But then New Orleans disappears under a flood.

I wish I had pots of money.

Desdenova · Motherhood: Sleep is for the weak!!

Granted!

But the economy changes and now money is worthless, the most valuable thing on earth is now dust bunnies.

I wish this database copies faster!

RichardInTN · I believe in I.D.I.C.

Granted!

But in order to speed up the database, they had to slow down the internet.... so now information travels at the speed of... the US Mail.

I wish laws had to pass the "There must be an unwilling victim" test before they could be enacted.

EFT

-- Edited by RichardInTN on Friday 30th of May 2014 07:58:08 PM

winds55 · Guru

Granted!

You now must get explicit written consent before speaking to anyone unless engaged in a business transaction they initiated.

I wish people didn't fall for the 'five Fridays and five Saturdays and it only happens every XX years' going all over Facebook (again!)

kinalikamom · Senior Member

Granted!

But now there are six new variations on the cutesy "Breast Cancer Awareness" posts.

I wish that the dishwasher DH is installing for DD gets completed without incident.

AquarianGrandma · Purple Enchantress

Granted!

But now the gargabe disposal is spewing its contents all over the kitchen.

I wish the garage debris was all cleaned up.

kapper · I am always right, unless I am wrong.

Granted!

But now the whole garage is gone.

I wish it wasn'y Monday.

Desdenova · Motherhood: Sleep is for the weak!!

Granted!

But now the week starts on Sundays and you don't get days off.

I wish I didn't had to do dishes when I get home.

AquarianGrandma · Purple Enchantress

Granted!

You don't have to do the dishes because you don't have any.

I wish I could find my iPod.

kapper...my garage is all gone. We tore it down which is why there was garage debris. Now we're going to build another one.

RichardInTN · I believe in I.D.I.C.

Granted!

Poof... all the dishes are gone... but now you have nothing to eat on or cook in... and every time you bring in new dishes and stuff... they disappear too!

I wish people were physically incapable of lying. (anyone ever see that movie "The invention of lying"? Yeah... like those people)

Edit: Drat! AGM beat me to it!!!!

Granted!

But now you can't find your headphones OR I-Pod Dock.

I still wish people were physically incapable of lying. (anyone ever see that movie "The invention of lying"? Yeah... like those people)

-- Edited by RichardInTN on Monday 2nd of June 2014 08:32:34 PM

winds55 · Guru

Granted. But as the movie goes "You can't handle the truth!"

I wish liars had the decency to admit they're lying when they're busted.

RichardInTN · I believe in I.D.I.C.

Granted!

But, you will think they are lying about admitting that they lied!

I wish the price of gasoline would go back down to under a dollar a gallon.

winds55 · Guru

Granted! But wages have also been reduced 75%

I wish I could knit faster.

kinalikamom · Senior Member

AG, since Richard skipped you, I grant your wish unconditionally.

Winds, your wish is also granted!

But your needles magically change sizes every 3rd stitch so your project looks very strange.

I wish our suitcases would unpack themselves.

RichardInTN · I believe in I.D.I.C.

kinalikamom wrote:
AG, since Richard skipped you, I grant your wish unconditionally.

Winds, your wish is also granted!

But your needles magically change sizes every 3rd stitch so your project looks very strange.

I wish our suitcases would unpack themselves.

I didn't skip AG... I did hers in my "ETA" after I mentioned she snuck in between me and Des...

RichardInTN · I believe in I.D.I.C.

kinalikamom wrote:
AG, since Richard skipped you, I grant your wish unconditionally.

Winds, your wish is also granted!

But your needles magically change sizes every 3rd stitch so your project looks very strange.

I wish our suitcases would unpack themselves.

Granted!

But unfortunately they always decide to unpack themselves half way through the travel... in the hold of the plane... in the trunk... wherever they happen to be.

I wish all the amazing stuff that we were supposed to have by now (according to "futurists" form the 60's to the 80's)... we actually had!

AquarianGrandma · Purple Enchantress

Granted!!

We have all that amazing stuff but you don't know how to use any of it.

I wish I could go back to sleep.

hijack....welcome home, kina!

Desdenova · Motherhood: Sleep is for the weak!!

Granted!

But now you'll have insomnia for the next week.

I wish I had more coffee from my house to drink right now, the one at the office sucks hairy monkey balls.

AquarianGrandma · Purple Enchantress

Granted!!

But now the coffee at your house suck hairy donkey balls.

I wish I take a two week vacation.

winds55 · Guru

Granted! But when you get back, you'll discover no one covered for you at work.

I wish the strawberry season lasted more than 3 weeks here.

kapper · I am always right, unless I am wrong.

Granted!
But now they're all small and sour.
I wish it was Friday already.

RichardInTN · I believe in I.D.I.C.

Granted!

But now, since you missed all the time/work between now and when Friday was supposed to be, your boss says you have to work the weekend.

I wish my Jeep was paid off.

kinalikamom · Senior Member

RichardInTN wrote:
kinalikamom wrote:
AG, since Richard skipped you, I grant your wish unconditionally.

Winds, your wish is also granted!

But your needles magically change sizes every 3rd stitch so your project looks very strange.

I wish our suitcases would unpack themselves.
I didn't skip AG... I did hers in my "ETA" after I mentioned she snuck in between me and Des...

Sorry, Richard! I totally missed that!

RichardInTN · I believe in I.D.I.C.

You are completely and totally forgiven!

Evil Stepmother · Guru

RichardInTN wrote:
Granted!

But now, since you missed all the time/work between now and when Friday was supposed to be, your boss says you have to work the weekend.

I wish my Jeep was paid off.

Granted!

But now your timing belt breaks and you have to buy a whole new motor.

I wish I hadn't just pulled up an handful of poison ivy in while weeding my flower bed.

RichardInTN · I believe in I.D.I.C.

Granted!

It was Poison Oak instead...

I wish I could travel more.

*Interestingly enough... that's how my vehicular luck usually runs. As soon as I have no financing payments for it... something usually breaks that's expensive as hell and NOT covered under any warranty (if there's any warranty even left)!

AquarianGrandma · Purple Enchantress

Granted!!!

But you're a traveling magazine salesman.

I wish I had a maid and a cook.

*winds, I laughed at your "ruin" of my wish. No one covers my work when I'm on vacation; it just piles up waiting for me to come back. And I still would love to have two weeks off.

RichardInTN · I believe in I.D.I.C.

AquarianGrandma wrote:
Granted!!!

But you're a traveling magazine salesman.

I wish I had a maid and a cook.

*winds, I laughed at your "ruin" of my wish. No one covers my work when I'm on vacation; it just piles up waiting for me to come back. And I still would love to have two weeks off.

Granted!

But they are both hot, sexy, horny, bisexual females that become A-Gpa's threesome mistresses.

I wish Obama's reign of terror was over already.