Do you know that baby brain thing that sometimes happen to pregnant women?
Well I had a baby brain moment this morning. Put it in a spoiler because is embarrasing.
Spoiler
I only shaved one armpit in the shower, I don't know why. I noticed when I was putting my hair in a ponytail while I was in my underwear and I saw my right armit and it looked ugly.
I was like WTF I shaved in the shower! Then I look at the other and yeah that one was shaved.
Then I brushed my teeth and puked my breakfast and my vitamin. Then I tried to brush them again and puked a little bit more. *sigh*
Aaaaaand I'm jelous of this girl at work, she is also pregnant (I'm 14 weeks, she's 11) and she's already showing!!! I'm not I want my pregnanat belly!!!
My friend was pregnant for the first time. She and her husband had been transferred 1000 miles from family and close friends. One day late in the pregnancy, she felt something going on in her uterus and called her mother to see if she might be in labor. Her mother said "I'm not sure, but go to the hospital just in case."
My friend drove herself to the hospital and sure enough she was in labor. They put her in a room by herself until the husband could join her.
My friend heard the lady next door yelling and cursing her husband, and thought to herself, "This is obviously going to get a lot worse."
An hour and a half later, her baby was born and the lady next door was still yelling. My friend said for her it never really became unbearably painful.
Its probably not all that good a story, but I hope your labor and delivery go just as smoothly!
When I was pregnant I hated wearing pants. They hurt me. I couldn't find a pair that came up at the right place. Those ones with the bands pushed in too much and made me queasy, and the ones that fit below the belly were just as bad. But I had to wear something, and the weather was still chilly. So I wore pants to a doctor's appt. with my husband and as soon as he pulled the car in the garage I rolled out of the car, taking my pants off in the garage. With the door still open. (I don't know if any neighbors saw, but I didn't care if they could).
For a couple weeks after giving birth, I would ride in the elevator at the hospital to visit the NICU. Not a day would go by when some stranger would ask me when I was due. "Uh, I gave birth last week."
I called them "the pregnancy stupids". I had soooooo many, but, alas, 13 1/2 years later, I can't remember anything specific. I hope THAT helps! LOL! - Knowing you may forget those moments in the years to come.
But I must say that I really did love being pregnant. Labor & delivery, not so much, but the pregnancies themselves were enjoyable.
Today I was trying to make the device I'm working on, you know, work. Well I spent 2 hours trying to figure out what was wrong with it only to find out that I didn't plug in the device, at all *facepalm*
Today I was trying to make the device I'm working on, you know, work. Well I spent 2 hours trying to figure out what was wrong with it only to find out that I didn't plug in the device, at all *facepalm*
You have to love "the pregnancy stupids" right?
I do that. I'm too old to be pregnant. I blame it on Olds-heimers.
I want my pregnanat belly!!!
