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dqm either · Don't Quote Me

That Awkward Moment When...

kapper · I am always right, unless I am wrong.

Hahahaha...I'm sorry that has never happened to me. I hope you got back in time to have a grand finale!

EmmDee · Guru

yeah....never happened to me either dqm.

Think you may be alone on this one. Now, I have had some awkwardly timed sex/interruptions but nothing to do with church to my recollection.

FRAED · Guru

SNORT!

Lady Paint · Horse Junky. Dog Flunky.

dqm either wrote:
You're in the middle of raunchy porn fueled sex and you realize you were supposed to have unlocked the church 10 minutes ago for the youth group.

Same situation and all of a sudden all your dogs start barking their heads off because some idiot can't wait for the 4th to shoot off his fireworks.

Totally ruins the mood.

Desdenova · Motherhood: Sleep is for the weak!!

Bwahahahahahaha

Never happened to me, but I can totally imagine the look on your face

*mmmmmmm yeah mmmmmmmmmm that's the spot mmmmmmm...... (remembers about the youth group)..... OH *****

Evil Stepmother · Guru

Same situation, but even worse - all of the sudden the dog starts hacking up something on the carpet.

Too Sensitive · Senior Member

I have been right in the mood, things are going great and then I look over and there is one of the cats watching. You know the intense cat look.......

1dog1cat1snake1rat_akaTheZoo · Veteran Member

LOL!

Same situation minus the porn and church, but perhaps including some weed. Suddenly you hear a sharp whistle, very close by. And realize that you've been hearing it in the background for quite a while during some very hot moments.

You stop what you're doing and notice that the music is no longer playing, and that you and DH have moved the activities down to the end of the bed beside the open window. The one 3 feet away from the neighbors' bedroom window. The neighbors who just then ended the floor show with sound effects!!

Aardvark · But my mom says I'm cool!

I can't say that's ever happened to me!

dqm either · Don't Quote Me

That awkward moment at the 4th of July street fair stuffing your pockets with promotional freebies when you realize the person was selling that crap.

LetsTryThisAgain · Member

That awkward moment when you realize that the man standing next to you in the aisle in the grocery store isn't your husband........and you've been talking to him for the last 5 minutes.

Not that this has actually happened to me, or anything.......... biggrin

Evil Stepmother · Guru

That awkward moment when you start wheeling your card down the aisle and realize that is not your purse in the basket, because your purse is on your shoulder. The actual owner of the purse was a good sport, because her purse was identical to mine.

Mischa · Loins of Joy

That awkward moment when you are waiting for your friend to pick you up, you hop in the backseat of the car, wonder why you aren't driving off, then see the guy who lives across the street get in the car, and you realize you jumped into a stranger's car!

Farmer Guy · Me and the sheep are tight.

Awkward y when your breaking in a sheep good and your wife walks in, luckily she reckons its the sheep or her so we're all good.

Evil Stepmother · Guru

Farmer Guy wrote:
Awkward y when your breaking in a sheep good and your wife walks in, luckily she reckons its the sheep or her so we're all good.

That's really gross, but it made me laugh.

FRAED · Guru

That awkward moment when you send a text to your DH telling him there's maggots in the garbage can because someone (read him) didn't push the lid on tight and you realize - after he doesn't respond to said text - that you texted your son's baseball coach instead of your husband.

EmmDee · Guru

oh FRAED, to be on the other end of that text..

FRAED · Guru

EmmDee wrote:
oh FRAED, to be on the other end of that text..

LOL! I know!
I sent him another apologizing and saying that it was obviously not meant for him. He was gracious - I was mortified.

dqm either · Don't Quote Me

That AWKWARD moment when you see the mother of the girl who slept with your daughter's boyfriend in the market. You meet eyes and note relief as each sees that the other is not with their daughter

until the girls appear out of parralel isles.

I was silently but fervently praying that they didn't start throwing things at each other because my daughter was holding rolls and the other girl had a jar of pickles.

dqm either · Don't Quote Me

That awkard moment when you realize you've misspelled America in a lenghty fb post and there's no edit option grrrrrrr!

dqm either · Don't Quote Me

Mischa wrote:
That awkward moment when you are waiting for your friend to pick you up, you hop in the backseat of the car, wonder why you aren't driving off, then see the guy who lives across the street get in the car, and you realize you jumped into a stranger's car!

bwahaha! At lest it wasn't her husband you walked off with. One time in a crowded theater I reached behind me to grab my husband's hand. We were walking for a few feet before he started doing this weird thing with his fingers tickling the inside of my hand. I turned around to ask him what the heck and everyone behind us starting busting up. I think the guy had been making faces at the crowd and everyone waited to see what I'd do when I realized. It was very funny because when I turned around I didn't look in his face, I looked at his hand because of the freaky tickle thing he was doing. It was a Black man's hand and I squeeked and jumped a little. Then I looked at his face and started apologizing while everyone laughed. His wife was cool about it. My husband make a humorous show of claiming me and everyone laughed more. My husband is White and we were in a mostly Black area so his clowning was very funny. I think he was trying to pantomime 'offended White guy' but it came across a little bit more as 'gay guy reclaiming his errant beard'.

dqm either · Don't Quote Me

You find yourself in a chat room telling stories to youself.

dqm either · Don't Quote Me

You walk into a room and everyone starts clapping and you don't get it.

*or a msg board and all your threads are starred even though they're not that great. confuse

dqm either · Don't Quote Me

That awkward moment when someone posts something incredibly sad on fb and you don't possess the words to comfort them so you

LIKE

their status.

Did you just like their sadness. :/

Mom of half a dozen · Guru

dqm either wrote:
That awkward moment when someone posts something incredibly sad on fb and you don't possess the words to comfort them so you

LIKE

their status.

Did you just like their sadness. :/

LOL Yes, I think you did. Omg, I am laughing so hard!

Family Gal · Veteran Member

When you've realized your roommate came into your room while you were sleeping and covered you up.

Mary Zombie · Your brains...they're delicious.

Family Gal wrote:
When you've realized your roommate came into your room while you were sleeping and covered you up.

Well ...I suppose it would be worse if they.....UNCOVERED you right?

perspective People! smile

Family Gal · Veteran Member

True, Mary. Just the idea that a "roommate" trespassed into my private quarters...icky.

Mary Zombie · Your brains...they're delicious.

I had a roomate that let this guy stay with us for a while when I was in my twenties. It turned into way too long (I was SSSHHHHTUUUUPID back then). He would sneak in my BR after I was asleep and steal Cigs from my dresser, change....all sorts of stuff. I used to be a light sleeper way back when.
When I finally caught him , he was so out of there!
Come to think of it...the roomie was a whackaloon too. Those young crazy days when you didn't know anything....

Saturn · Veteran Member

My DH was looking at some pics on facebook and I said "that girl looks so familiar, who is that?", he replies "um, that is Paul Smith".

Ooops!

(some guys should not grow their hair out, just saying:)

just a guy with a cat · Newbie

When you pour out some pancake mix to make dinner, see small flecks in it....and they are moving................

Evil Stepmother · Guru

just a guy with a cat wrote:
When you pour out some pancake mix to make dinner, see small flecks in it....and they are moving................

Even worse: when you throw the buggy mix into the rest of the ingredients, especially if they were expensive.

EmmDee · Guru

When friend who is a musician thinks it is "cute" to ask me "do you know who this is?" when random songs comes on, I am so used to being wrong and just default "no, you can defriend me now", asks it once again only this time it was Elvis and I really should have known. Oops.

dqm either · Don't Quote Me

just a guy with a cat wrote:
When you pour out some pancake mix to make dinner, see small flecks in it....and they are moving................

I itch now.

1dog1cat1snake1rat_akaTheZoo · Veteran Member

When you're playing cards with your husband, plus your sister and her husband. Someone runs to the local convenience store and thinks it's a good idea to buy a bag of pistachio nuts from there to share. You all pile the empty shells in the middle of the table on a paper plate. Until someone notices that the shells are MOVING. Yep, folks, we were eating larva of some kind.

It was 20+ years before I ever ate a pistachio again!!

Just a Guy's post reminded me, so I had to share! :D

FRAED · Guru

My stomach just lurched.
gag

kapper · I am always right, unless I am wrong.

I am officially grossed out now TYVM!

EmmDee · Guru

I forgot why this thread grossed me out yesterday so I went to reread. *shakes head*

Mary Zombie · Your brains...they're delicious.

ZOMG

Blecccchhhhhhgggghhhhh

dqm either · Don't Quote Me

That awkward moment when someone explains something to you and you can't even MAKE your brain go back to thinking of it the way you did before because it's so dumb.

Those moments happen to me often but thankfully they don't last long.

dqm either · Don't Quote Me

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That awkward moment when you're scrolling through your feed and you see something you want to comment but you don't because you don't want to get kicked back to the top of your page.

-- Edited by dqm either on Friday 20th of July 2012 02:59:32 PM

dqm either · Don't Quote Me

That awkward moment when you and your neighbor are both out in your yards but don't acknowledge each other. By the time she turns your way the moment to say hello has waaaaaaay past and it would just be weird to say it now.

dqm either · Don't Quote Me

That awkward moment when you realize how much of your life you spend in awkward moments.

Farmer Guy · Me and the sheep are tight.

The awkwerd moment when your playing poker and talkin about the fantastic sex you had with Betsy years ago, and everone but your best friend assumes Betsys a woman, then I mension how I was gonna take Betsy to market later but I was gonna miss her something fierce and it dawns on pepole.

Yeah thats always a little wierd.

dqm either · Don't Quote Me

The awkward moment when I start busting up at something I read on-line and my 13 year old wants me to explain the joke to her.

Yeah that's not gonna happen.

That reminds me of the joke: Why don't farmer's overalls have zippers in the crotch? Because the sheep run.

dqm either · Don't Quote Me

That AWESOME moment when:

You are playing with a baby and he grabs your finger with his whole fist

EmmDee · Guru

awww, dqm, I bet that is an awesome moment!

I also agree with the whole reading online/laughing bit. It is kind of hard to explain the board to people even if they aren't children.

dqm either · Don't Quote Me

That awkward moment when you realize you've cleaned up more in the past 10 minutes (someone's coming over) than you have in a week. LoL!

dqm either · Don't Quote Me

That awesome moment when you realize that that someone is trying to make you jealous. LOL!