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Why would you dream about pipes?

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Are these water pipes and would that be considered a wet dream?

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Why would you make me spit my drink all over the screen?

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Do we have fun making people spit drink all over their screens?

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Who else is glad to see winds back?

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You know those orange cones you're supposed to run over in construction areas? Where do I submit my personal best high score?

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Why how many did you run over?

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Papa Bear is running people over?

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Wasn't he running over orange warning cones?

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Who is wearing a green shirt today?

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Isn't everyone wearing green?

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Have you ever seen a hamster wearing green?

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dqm either wrote:

Who else is glad to see winds back?


 Who has seen the wind?

Neither I nor you:

But when the leaves hang trembling,

The wind is passing through.

 

Who has seen the wind?

Neither you nor I:

But when the trees bow down their heads,

The wind is passing by.

 

Does it count if the questions are at the beginning of the stanzas?

 

Edited because I'm a spaz at computers. 



-- Edited by Bessie S on Thursday 30th of August 2012 03:41:25 PM

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Can hamsters see color?

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Who thinks they look good in green?

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Do you think Leprechauns do?

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Do you believe in Leprechans?

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Do they leave gold at the bottom of rainbows?

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Can we ask them to leave platinum instead?

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Wouldn't you prefer a pot of bacon?

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Who wouldn't?!

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Are you sure they all would?

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Did everyone wear green today?

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Did you think we forgot?

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[YOU STUMPED ME, KAPPER! - having a hard time answering that question with a question! LOL!]

Why would I think that?

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Then why did you ask?...lol

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SNORT

Why did I ask?

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Did you have a brain fart?

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Can brains really fart?

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HamsterFan wrote:

Did you just call your boss fat?


 If I called my boss's boss a big fat bully but didn't say it out loud does that count?



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I sold my only car for grocery money, but now I'm full. How do I get my car back?


 You're full of grocery money? Didn't mama bear teach you not to put filthy things in your mouth?



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kapper wrote:

Will you share?


 Did you bring enough to share with the whole class?



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EmmDee wrote:

Do you have any rocky road ice cream?


 Are you offering rocky road ice cream to a vegetarian?



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Kalikat wrote:

Am I allowed to have pipe dreams?


 May I sing "Danny boy, the pipes the pipes are calling . . .?"



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Isn't making fun of people a bannable offense?


 What if we were just making fun of fun?



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kapper wrote:

Isn't everyone wearing green?


 Does a red Fatburger t-shirt count?



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kapper wrote:

Isn't everyone wearing green?


 Is it easy wearing green? Did all the peeps appreciate and get gobsmacked for the Muppet reference?



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HamsterFan wrote:

Have you ever seen a hamster wearing green?


 Am I aware that a entire hamster wardrobe can be purchased but have never seen it with my eyes?



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kapper wrote:

Can hamsters see color?


 Can we direct all our hamster questions to Hamsterfan?



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Will she answer if we do?

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Does anyone else wish they were on vacation?

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Doesn't everyone wish that they were on vacation?

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Is it okay for me to be REALLY looking forward to the Jewish holidays, even though I'm not Jewish?

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Are you sure you're not Jewish?

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kapper wrote:

Are you sure you're not Jewish?


 Can you become Jewish after working in a Jewish place for 19 1/2 years?



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Can you ask someone who would know?


(dqm this is my new favorite thread!!!)

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Can brains really fart?


 Does this question totally stump me?



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Who knows?

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Who are you asking?

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Are you showing off?...lol

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