I'm amazed what the conversation I heard at the ballgame yesterday. The group was husband and wife and male friend, and at least 5 teens. The teens popped in and out of the area, looking for snack cash or a blanket. Their seats were in the row in front of me. The guys gossiped like a couple of TV housewives. Several beers in, they were standing behind me, and the wife and some of the teens were seated in front of me. One guy was complaining about his knee, and his work, and the language was '*** this, *** that.'. The wife said "you know everyone can hear you" and one of the kids go "Language!" (like that was what he heard when he swore). It improved for a few minutes. Then they got onto some airline charging by weight, what you weighed was what you paid. So far, safe topic, right? Oh no......
next thing out of hubby's mouth - "Mary weighed 142 pounds when we got married. 142, that was her actual weight. Now she weighs 175, 180" .... I couldn't see the wife's face, but I know how annoyed I would be if hubby was discussing my weight with anyone like that.
Remember, wife has already made it clear everything he says could be heard by her and everyone around. How bad do you think the ride home was? Would your spouse live after a conversation like that?
Sometimes I think men get vapor locked, and can't think reasonably. Then the gas that was meant to come out of their ass and smell, comes out of their mouth instead and gets them in a heck of a lot more trouble.
