I'm talented! I was making shells for a side dish and wanted to see if they were done. I blew on it to cool it down, but didn't realize it was still full of boiling water! I spit it out, of course, but the noodle and the water landed on my chest first. DAMN did it hurt! I ended up taking Tylenol I was so miserable. Next time, I will run my pasta under cold water before testing it.
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"I never understood why blessings wore disguises. If I were a blessing, I'd run around naked." - Sophia Petrillo
That's a really hard thing to do lol!
And the Evil one is right, that's a really good reason to stay away from the kitchen.
Once I burned the inside of my arm, just above the wrist. I was taking some fish out of it's bag after cooking it in the microwave. The corner of the bag whip lashed and it landed on my arm... I still have the burn mark it's almost gone but it was a nice V shape.