If my wife reads this... I'd probably be in BIG trouble... But... I always said I keep no secrets and answer all questions so... when I think of one that fits I'll answer (can't think of one at the moment... but I WILL answer... sooner or later).
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"Yabba Dabba Doo" - Frederick J. Flintstone... So what?
(Judd Nelson as Atty. Robin 'Stormy' Weathers in "From the Hip")
O.k. ... got an answer... Necco Wafers (technically not a candy "bar"... but it's bar-ish when it's still wrapped). Depressing and not even remotely living up to the advertising.
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"Yabba Dabba Doo" - Frederick J. Flintstone... So what?
(Judd Nelson as Atty. Robin 'Stormy' Weathers in "From the Hip")
I thought of one!
A Snickers bar, but just because of the commercial "When you are hungry you are not yourself" in our case would be "When you are horny you are not yourself"
Once you get some you are back to your normal non bitchy self :P
O.k. ... got an answer... Necco Wafers (technically not a candy "bar"... but it's bar-ish when it's still wrapped). Depressing and not even remotely living up to the advertising.
What about the Zero Bar?
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"I never understood why blessings wore disguises. If I were a blessing, I'd run around naked." - Sophia Petrillo
O.k. ... got an answer... Necco Wafers (technically not a candy "bar"... but it's bar-ish when it's still wrapped). Depressing and not even remotely living up to the advertising.
What about the Zero Bar?
I thought about that one... but it actually is what it is advertised as... so didn't fit quite as well.
I've actually had Necco Wafers... they advertise on their wrapper as "Great Flavors"... but they ALL taste like chalk (and yes... I know what chalk tastes like... nothing like getting "eraser banging" as a punishment in Elementary school!).
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"Yabba Dabba Doo" - Frederick J. Flintstone... So what?
(Judd Nelson as Atty. Robin 'Stormy' Weathers in "From the Hip")
A little of both... they are "almost" sweet... like the manufacturer didn't put in quite enough sugar in the batch (or used "Equal"... which AIN'T sugar... LOL), and when they break up in your mouth they have the consistency of chalk.
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"Yabba Dabba Doo" - Frederick J. Flintstone... So what?
(Judd Nelson as Atty. Robin 'Stormy' Weathers in "From the Hip")